Proceeds from your purchase will be donated to non-profits that help veterans, work on suicide prevention, and other causes that Eric supported!
This set of 8 large Marine Snacks (aka crayons) have knife hands around the labels and are named just for the military.
- Ranger Panties Red
- Outfuckingstanding Orange
- You Can't Fix Stupid Yellow
- Sergeant Major's Grass Green
- Blue Falcon Blue
- Pew Pew Purple
- Birth Control Glasses Brown
- Barracks Rat Black
Yes, $18 is a lot for a box of crayons, but these are one-of-a-kind and the proceeds are donated to non-profits that help veterans, work on suicide prevention, and other causes that Eric supported. And, they're fun.
Pickup is available only to local people who know us personally. If you select Pickup but are not local and do not know us personally, we will not ship your order until you pay the shipping cost. Your order will be cancelled if you do not pay the shipping cost within 5 business days.
Overseas American Military Addresses: Put your address in the blanks but choose District of Columbia as your state. This will give you the low mailing rate for USA addresses. We will fix the mailing label before it's sent!